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urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

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pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

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christophrevans:

zerachin:

theongreyjoy:

that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.

#THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW

image

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gayttlieb:

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A ᶠʳᶦᶜᵏᶫᵉ ᶠʳᵃᶜᵏᶫᵉ

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rodenn:

This laffy taffy is getting deep.

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tyleroakley:

I’m kind of in love with this.

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Books you might not know are being turned into movies

peeing-in-sherlocks-fireplace:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

Done deal

  • The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight
  • Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
  • Eleanor and Park
  • Daughter of Smoke and Bone
  • The 5th Wave
  • Paper Towns
  • Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children

Strong Possibilites

  • Uglies (TV show)
  • Gone (TV show)
  • Legend

Weak possibilities

  • The Summer I Turned Pretty (TV show)

Got any more?

UGLIES TV SHOW?

UGLIES TV SHOW??????!!!!!!!!!

THIS BETTER BE TRUE

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saverockandroll:

preparing ur ipod for a long trip like ur storing up food for a long winter

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lillithwithdiamonds:

Firefly

Favorite quotes

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intoasylum:

This. All the awards for Penelope. Here’s a fairy tale about a girl cursed at birth with a huge flaw in her genetics: the nose of a pig. Forced to grow up hidden away in her home, with a mother who scared her from ever entering the outside world, in fear of people cringing at her face and ridiculing her. She spends her whole life being told by her family that the only way to break the curse is to marry a man, for only another’s acceptance of her face would break the spell. But in the end, she runs away from her wedding, realizing that she doesn’t want to enter a loveless marriage just to break a curse she was born with. She doesn’t need a man to cure her, because she’s perfectly fine exactly the way she is. She finally accepts herself and loves herself for who she is, flaws and all. And that, my friends, is how the curse gets broken. Not by a man, not by true love. But by loving and accepting herself. Ugh, absolute perfection.

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deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

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andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

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daniellaaxox:

Coac(hella expensive)

Coac(hella far away)

Coac(hella wish I could go)

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worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

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